10,000.

today i am ten thousand days old. wtf.

{image by alex da corte}

headline shirts?

cnn is now offering some of their more wacky headlines on t-shirts. genius idea or celebration of the moronic downturn of society?? you decide!

papyrus.

dear papyrus,

you are so ugly. i hate you! why are you everywhere? i find you much more offensive than comic sans. please cease and desist.

best wishes,

cake.

suicide food.

while in savannah my friend was marveling at an ad for a new bbq place that featured an especially happy looking pig. being as we're both vegetarians we started talking about how people who eat meat don't usually associate the animals with the food, and if they do, showing a happy pig makes them feel better. in fact, most meat advertising revolves around this theory as evidenced by suicide food. 'suicide food is any depiction of animals that act as though they wish to be consumed. suicide food actively participates in or celebrates its own demise. suicide food identifies with the oppressor.' maybe more ad execs need to read fast food nation.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo, is a grammatically correct sentence using homonyms and homophones to create complicated constructs.

[Those] (Buffalo buffalo) [whom] (Buffalo buffalo buffalo) buffalo (Buffalo buffalo).

[Those] buffalo(es) from Buffalo [that are intimidated by] buffalo(es) from Buffalo intimidate buffalo(es) from Buffalo.

Bison from Buffalo, New York who are intimidated by other bison in their community also happen to intimidate other bison in their community.

antm wtf.

not to get all "celebrity news" on you, but i CANNOT believe that whitney won america's next top model last night. it's still blowing my mind. i thought that anya had it in the bag!!!

vs.